Viva La Propagandista

mimisaurus:

fuckyeahfullerverse:

CHUCK: This will go better if you wear less clothes.
NED: You’ve already got me shucked like an ear of corn.
CHUCK: Well I’m shucked too, all the way down to my silky intimates just to put on a beekeeper suit.
NED: Remind me why you’re shucked and silky.
CHUCK: I thought it was only fair.
NED: [watching Chuck layer up] You’ve stopped being fair.

Pushing Daisies, 2x01 Bzzzzzzzzz

Whatever she’s wearing in the first five frames, I want it.

 SAME HERE

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Cody the chocolate Lab works the drive-thru window at a Clearwater BP gas station-adjacent convenience store.

From the St. Petersburg Times:

It all started one day five months ago when [store manager Karim] Mansour decided to bring his dog to work. He didn’t think much of it at the time — he just wanted to have his best friend with him while he worked the sometimes slow, and occasionally, dangerous, early morning shift. The dog was given free rein of the store, and as a joke, Mansour put a shirt with a BP logo on the dog, and gave him a name tag.

“While he’s here, he’s an employee. My rule is, ‘all employees need to wear the shirt,’ ” Mansour said. […]

“That Hess down the street is a superstore. It wipes me down. But people might come the extra half mile or so to get the more personal service — or just to see the dog, he said.

“In a dog-eat-dog world, when our economy sucks and business is hard, you’ve got to find a way to stand out.”

 OMFG I TOTALLY NEED TO GO VISIT THIS PLACE 8D

dealbreaker:

frenchelon:

DEALBREAKER: You’ve Been In A Sarah Palin Video On YouTube, Saying Stupid Shit

Okay, we probably don’t agree on anything politically, because I’m a progressive French Canadian, and you downloaded “Press One For English” off of iTunes.  Look, I get wanting to have a positive female role model, but you’re waiting outside in the freezing cold for the anti-Susan B. Anthony.  You’ll probably catch H1N1 and pass it on to the 45 million Americans without health insurance and they’ll all die because you think a basic human right is socialism, even though you can’t even define “socialism” when an unemployed journalist asks you to for his YouTube video.

Note judicious use of mute button.

mimisaurus:

foreverkatie:

you-got-iantowned:

youmaybeoffended:

goodtimesroll:

etoileparjour:

merricat:

fauxbois:scout:(via dactylographie)

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fuckyeahtwilightsucks:

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thedailywhat:

Fold-In of the Day: Juvenile? No doubt. Eminently twilarious? And then some.

[via.]

mimisaurus:

shannoneffingheath:

reblog if you remember this shit.

NORBERT AND DAGGET.

 <3

fuckyeah4chan:

juiceinabox:

OK is a sideways person :)

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN…

 mind = blown

thedailywhat:

AMAs: Umm, so this happened.

[via.]

 Adam Lambert is now officially awesome.

fucknotattoos:

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thedailywhat:

Surviving the World.

 true