"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.
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My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
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Christoph Waltz, photographed by Bryan Adams| Zoo Magazine issue № 44
I *really* need a copy of this magazine.
Someone please help me!
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