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"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
Sep 1 '14
williamcrisafi:

Lizzie Borden dreams

williamcrisafi:

Lizzie Borden dreams

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Sep 1 '14
hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

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Sep 1 '14

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

mattydelrayo:

what are periods like?

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Sep 1 '14

10knotes:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

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Sep 1 '14
fuckyeahmodernflapper:

Anna May Wong.

fuckyeahmodernflapper:

Anna May Wong.

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14
Well, female friendships are fucking extraordinary. They don’t have to be sexual to be intense love affairs. A breakup with a female friend can be more traumatic than a breakup with a lover. I’ve always been attracted to stories that look at the love-hate complexity of close female friendships. It’s ripe for drama. Did you see Frances Ha? That portrayed a female friendship I really understood.
— Keira Knightley (x)

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Sep 1 '14

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Sep 1 '14

buzzfeed:

WHY IS HE SO SAD SOMEONE HUG HIM

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