Something Else

"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
Jul 25 '14

50 Shades of Bestseller

thefrenemy:

-rich tortured dude mean to lady in college, a blossoming lady if you will. About to be snipped by a hottie of almost all of her life energy.
-really rude but also buckets of money, which balances out his meanness to a rich sort of mean. Maybe he has a mean mother? Women can be mean too lol
-gruff but also reaches hand out like “don’t leave!”
-but his eyes are so blue, so it’s okay
-you don’t understand, like an ocean blue you get lost in, also devours you and basically is a regular blue. Or maybe grey, I don’t know, you’ve seen many different eyes perhaps you can imagine
-lady is brunette but somehow different in many ways
-different like “holds books” and “drops the books”
-“I don’t know what’s come over me, I keep dropping these books” *bites lip*
-“I will kill you if you stay” lol okay definitely staying
-“nothing much to see here, folks” the whole town says about this guy hovering over a young blossoming woman
-“I wore this new dress for you, it’s silky” “I love you so much now”
-only person who hates sexy rich gruff man is some other man
-“as a man, I know what’s best for you, stay away from him!” “SORRY, I only listen to one man. One man limit here.”
-gruff man takes women out for dinner, so the woman can nibble and find she doesn’t have a taste for wine
-nibble, nibble, can we have sex now?
-why?
-I dunno, I have this problem.
-what problem?
-too much money, mean to people. On a side note, what do you think about liberated women or what have maybe you heard about other women
-I dunno, I am surrounded by a lot of older men so cool, let’s do it
-sex is kinda like sex in a real “this is definitely sex” kinda way
-when I was a kid, I thought sex was just grunting in sheets, and that’s what this is
-some problem happens, rich man carries brunette around. Guess he’s okay
-she stays forever, mean guy wins! Men!
-but he’s super nice you don’t even know him
-bites lip

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Jul 25 '14
did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

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Jul 25 '14

gedenkenbrauchtwissen:

meanboysfromkremlin:

wow

file under ‘news about Russia that no longer surprises me’

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Jul 25 '14

glowcloud:

What’s it like to be an anti sj male blogger who spends all day getting upset over posts that are made by other anti sj male bloggers posing as sj bloggers

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Jul 25 '14

inthe-fleshwounds:

telling your friends to watch in the flesh:

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Jul 25 '14

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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Jul 25 '14
awwww-cute:

Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried

awwww-cute:

Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried

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Jul 25 '14

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

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Jul 25 '14
cute-overload:

Just hanging out today at the Las Vegas airport.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Just hanging out today at the Las Vegas airport.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

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Jul 25 '14

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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Jul 25 '14

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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Jul 25 '14

factota:

fuck

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Jul 25 '14
nedhepburn:

Pretty much.

nedhepburn:

Pretty much.

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Jul 25 '14

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Jul 25 '14

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