"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
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Warning Major Spoiler!
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
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In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
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Well, female friendships are fucking extraordinary. They don’t have to be sexual to be intense love affairs. A breakup with a female friend can be more traumatic than a breakup with a lover. I’ve always been attracted to stories that look at the love-hate complexity of close female friendships. It’s ripe for drama. Did you see Frances Ha? That portrayed a female friendship I really understood.
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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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