"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
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oh my God
a bewitched/mad men crossover would be terrifying
samantha would twitch her nose when she caught don cozying up to some bimbo on the job and suddenly he’d get a nosebleed or some other… inconvenience
samantha and peggy would become bffs
endora with bert cooper
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what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
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oh hello, who is this?
oh hai! it is me! jellybean
do you have any more tea?
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So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..
+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead
The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.
with those nails and tattoo, I thought this was some cosplay thing.
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