But I might as well be. On Thursday, my house got struck by lightning and it BLEW THE FUCK out of all our connections to the outside world: no phones, no cable TV, NO INTERNET. I’m sending this from the computers at HCC just so you all know not to set up a memorial myspace or anything. We’ve had the cable guy over twice, and we’ve got the cable working, but we need a new modem, which (God willing) we should get tomorrow. If that doesn’t work, I’ll try sacrificing Monty to the gods of the Internet. Be on the lookout for smoke signals. I have many a harrowing tale of my days in the wilderness.
fuck out over you. But...know you’re safe. CURSE THE INTERNETS. Go sacrifice