So there are segments of the population that don’t want contraceptives covered under certain health plans but don’t worry, we’ll make sure a battery-powered dick vacuum is covered by BOTH private insurance AND taxpayer-funded Medicare. A fucking DICK. VACUUM.
Making sure men can get an erection is more important than making sure women can control their fertility.
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*Head-desk* Thank fuck for the NHS…
BUT SEX IS ABOUT MAKING THE MAN OF THE HOUSE HAPPY AND ALSO GOOD CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO CAN GO DIE IN A WAR IN A COUNTRY...
Dick vacuum has officially entered my insult vocabulary. Nice.