Viva La Propagandista - dealbreaker: GUESTMAKER: You’re British When...

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Not to be forgotten,
but still unforgiven.

Nov
5th

Thu

dealbreaker:

GUESTMAKER: You’re British
When you first walked into my ceramics class I thought it was nice to see a boy in my female majority school. I mean you weren’t unattractive, but I didn’t see anything until you opened your mouth and that charming little English accent came out. You say “Cheers!” and everything about you is so proper. Do you talk alot about yourself? yes. Would I find you attractive had you been American? Probably not. But as long as you keep saying I look “fit” l’ll let you see down my trousers. A guest dealmaker written by Eleanor Barba.

GUESTMAKER: You’re British

When you first walked into my ceramics class I thought it was nice to see a boy in my female majority school. I mean you weren’t unattractive, but I didn’t see anything until you opened your mouth and that charming little English accent came out. You say “Cheers!” and everything about you is so proper. Do you talk alot about yourself? yes. Would I find you attractive had you been American? Probably not. But as long as you keep saying I look “fit” l’ll let you see down my trousers.

A guest dealmaker written by Eleanor Barba.

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