"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
Just a friendly reminder that even with its wonderful Queen, England is as fucked up and disgusting as the rest of the world. It’s not all the land of tea and crumpets and impeccable manners that everyone seems to think it is.
This has been a message from my British bb who is tired of American girls assuming that he’s just like Benedict Cumberbatch.
When you ask God for a British boyfriend, be specific.
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