"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
I would watch the shit out of the 50 Shades of Suck movie if it starred Aziz Ansari, because it would be hilarious.
50 Shades of Grey doesn’t deserve Aziz Ansari, but if he were in it, I would watch that movie. Retta could play Ana, thus completely breaking everyone’s brains in the most glorious way ever
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