Did you ever think about the term thunder thighs beyond the obvious social implications?
Because, like, this is easily THE COOLEST INSULT EVER. It’s the polar opposite of a backhanded compliment. It’s an insult that is actually like saying “YOUR BODY CONTAINS THUNDER”—I mean what a fucking badass thing to have, thunder thighs.
Like lightning tits or some shit.
Guys, GUISE. Let’s reclaim thunder thighs. THUNDER THIGHS IS OUR TERM.
THUNNNDEEERRRR
I BRING THE POWER OF THOR DOWN UPON YOU *claps thighs together*
hey wasn’t I just saying that I find thunder thighs super attractive and it’s such a great phrase too
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THUNDER THIGHS THOUGH GUISE who the fuck you think you fuckin with
Can we… can we also use “lightning tits”?
…I think I completely love my thighs now. Thank you.
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU DIDN’T BUY IT?!...hope you feel shame about that.