"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, 'No one gives a fuck.'
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SNL: Weekend Update - Best of Stefon
One of the few good running jokes on SNL nowadays.
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AND IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA GOT MARRIED AND HAD A BABY TOGETHER AND THE BABY WAS SPIDER MAN.
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